Me: Teddy, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Teddy: An entomologist!
Me: And what does an entomologist do?
Teddy: Studies bugs! And feeds them. And plays with them.
He really means it, too. We are currently under a Cicada Invasion. Teddy couldn't be happier. He has collected a whole colony of cicadas in an old fish tank we have outside (for the express purpose of his collecting bugs).
He's not the least bit squeamish about holding them either:
And here's a movie (don't watch it if you're squeamish about bugs crawling on people):